whatsapp Funny Status

Funny Whatsapp Status : After Love Hurts Status & Gamer Quotes, Today We are Sharing TOP Funny Whatsapp Status with You. We already have publishes many Collection of Whatsapp Status Quotes. All these Funny Quotes & Funny Whatsapp Status given in English Language. Mostly Every People like to Change their Status Day by Day, So here is the Collection of Most Amazing & Unique Funny Whatsapp Status.
whatsapp Funny Status in English
1) Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
2) Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.
3) I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.
4) Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.
5) Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
6) Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
7) Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.
8) Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.
9) With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )
10) Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
11) I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?
12) If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.
13) Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
14) Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
15) Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.
16) I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.
17) Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.
18) I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
19) As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.
20) There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )
21) Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
22) My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.
23) When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
24) Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
25) I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
whatsapp Funny Status in Hindi
These funny Hindi status for whatsapp will definitely bring smiles on the faces of your friends and family members.

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